fuck effort

by chimKnee roKet

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" I like the line about Pringles because Pringles are tasty." - some guy

"I thought it was pretty funny at parts and over all fun to listen to." - keebert

written and recorded in 24hours at our topeka home base (funk punk tu ashun)

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released September 29, 2013

guitar, vocal, trumpet, art, wet sheets,drum - Ethan
guitar, vocals, engineer (and not proud), bad burgers- Tommy
bass, cat piano, nerf gun, flannel - Luke
music stand, cat piano supervisor, art, photo, drumm- Alana

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Track Name: i don't like you
i don't like you
Track Name: fuck effort
ice ream
banana peel
warning signs
oxygen packets inside of beef jerky
big foot
nessie
I swear I saw her once
in the back of a van
would you fuck me
hell no
hey you
put on silent

chorus:
if lawn mowers could dream
what would they dream of?
cause every album must
have a title track
Track Name: the chevy volt came from a dark chasm underneath my belly
I like Uwe Boll movies
for the principle
he makes more money
then i can and that's alright

the shit stained underwear
won't clean until i
scrub it with my hands
and i don't feel like it

my black heads won't go away
unless i wash my face
and even still i won't
because i can't afford soap

my teeth are itching
to scratch the inside of a pringles can

(chorus x2)
pretzels will dry out my tongue
and the city cut off my water
I was wondering if I could borrow some
cause I'm tire of melting ice

I like Uwe Boll movies
for the principle
he makes more money
then i can and that's alright
Track Name: a slip of the tongue can lead to a violent belt lashing
could dig a fat cat
pounding on his drums
and singing his poetry
and could it

ever lead to a controversy
define a generation; does
a time period hold a place
in merriam-webster

and if so, is description
painted by nostalgia
does the black hair and
blue eyes of a maiden fair

cut out past a curtain
of unmasked expectations
because a screen and speakers
told everything I have to remember

chorus:
and can anyone remember
back to '99
I swear back than was a
simpler time
when blood never left my brain
and left my tongue fry
and my teeth were as bright as your eyes

I've never had an appreciation
of abstract art
even now with a cognitive resource
I can't see/smell past an eye/eye

and bingo was never really my game
to much luck
and I have none
except now I can reflect on it

and if the holes in my ears get
any larger and if
my skin gets covered
by any more than my thread sleeves

I don't know what
I'd think of me
if I had a time machine
to the future or the past

chorus

bridge:
I'm a cardboard cut-out
still but moving
even more terrifying
and I prefer cartridges to disks

chorus
Track Name: and if the lightpole had a name i'd hug him and call him goerge
Verse 1
There is no more bathroom literature
because cousins learned to read
if they ask me what fuck means
I will show them in interpretive dance

The skin flicks in the cabinet are missing
so I'm spinning the tape into the VHS
if a portion of this is gone than I cannot get off

Chorus
And if the 3rd act is closing
then where was the rising action?
was there ever any action? If so I missed it

if the dam is pouring over
than I'm frothing at the mouth
I get so tired about holding it in

verse 2
if there were ever any stains in the backseat
I cleaned them with a time machine
I'm subject to this moving hand
if this movie ends up boring

me I hope I fall asleep
and that my family doesn't waken me
if they do they might cut me off
or cut me away from me

Chorus x2
Track Name: i memorized the entire first fifteen minutes of pulp fiction and i'm about halfway through resivior dogs
Please don't remember
that i was here ten years ago
strewn in pasty skin
taken underground

to hear a scream you
presume to be me I don't
remember being that cruel
I only imprisoned you

BUT STILL you found
way into my bed
broken birds and beaks
elementary school geek alumni

Chorus:
when the robin falls
who gets the worm?
do my interests dwindle?
will I lose my friends?

exchange newt for dog's eye
I swear I can't see well
If I stole from you
I swear it was an accident

and now here I am
15 years later
and I am still held prisoner
am I nature's survivor?

I'm still paddling to shore
Track Name: an ode to blue pants
On a day very much like today
my place of residence
was invaded by a presence
that followed me around topeka

and the mall punk store
where no preps go
where posers shop
and no real punks go

ext dot topeka galleria mallenia
a man stops an stares
for no more than a moment
and the thought clings tight

tighter than her blue leggings
she followed him around the country
but she never saw his face
but he always laughed about it
Track Name: i've got a girlfriend...(cover)
mostly improv
Track Name: 9 out of a 11 times i was incapable of picking myself up after crashing and burning (and thats ok)
the locks have changes
I feel depraved
frail until
can reach the top shelf of the pantry

the closest I've ever come to investment
is my mutant man first edition
and it's just left there in the kitchen
on the top shelf of the pantry

and I fucking swear
I'll remember this
when I'm old enough to curse
and send a chill up my veins

it's because of this reason
that I turned out this way
Track Name: untitiled
if I was ever sent
afloat on a sea of sinking feelings
water would breach my hull
and I'd jump ship before
the house band could play their final song

and can I keep this fire burning
fan the flames to keep
whatever cogs there are turning
just keep your head held high
to the northern horizon as we reach the border

red breasted and pale skinned
break from a table high drop like a porcelain
doll; what ever presence you had
threatening but still I cherish your words
and realize there was never a suspicion of malice

if there was any window
I was caged; flew to slow and
caught a wing between the glass and 'sill
but even if given chance I would perch
on the arm of the chair; it's still much safer there

if I were ever sent afloat
on a sea of sinking feelings
water would breach my hull
and my heart and will would be to drenched
to keep any fire I had burning
Track Name: and if the lightpole had a name i'd hug him and call him mittens
Verse 1
There is no more bathroom literature
because cousins learned to read
if they ask me what fuck means
I will show them in interpretive dance

The skin flicks in the cabinet are missing
so I'm spinning the tape into the VHS
if a portion of this is gone than I cannot get off

Chorus
And if the 3rd act is closing
then where was the rising action?
was there ever any action? If so I missed it

if the dam is pouring over
than I'm frothing at the mouth
I get so tired about holding it in

verse 2
if there were ever any stains in the backseat
I cleaned them with a time machine
I'm subject to this moving hand
if this movie ends up boring

me I hope I fall asleep
and that my family doesn't waken me
if they do they might cut me off
or cut me away from me

Chorus x2